People
Are
Easy
To
Kill
is that john green
no
(Source: dnhowell)
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor… I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
- Rorschach (via melodiesofpond)
“What you did say was that I’d have the most fun ever, and you know what? You were right.”
(Source: expelliarmus)
How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
(Source: bstinsons)
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
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People
Are
Easy
To
Kill
is that john green
no
(Source: dnhowell)
CONGRATULTIONS ON 100!!!!!!
THANK YOU!!!! I’M RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY!!!
Oh Jeff, someone’s probably going to unfollow now…